my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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