I bet he comes in French.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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