god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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