That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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