Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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