this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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