have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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