do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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