i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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