The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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