i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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