are you still at the devil's house?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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