porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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