Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just had sex on a roof
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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