i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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