You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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