Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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