Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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