yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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