I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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