drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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