I'm gonna have a badass scar
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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