I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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