Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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