It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
