singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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