It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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