stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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