How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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