you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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