lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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