garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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