NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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