a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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