At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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