It's Friday. Sex?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I am naked and annoyed.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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