i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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