I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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