The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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