doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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