I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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