he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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