I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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