Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
