you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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