I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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