Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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