Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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