so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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