What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Where are you guys?
Drunk
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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