I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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