It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
