Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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