hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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