If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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