i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
