Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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