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Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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